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Directions to a model home:
Follow 129 until you see Live Oak Church or God on the right.
Epitaph:
Ebenezer Prichard here lies low
Having forsook life.
Poisoned by his wife
and Dr. Eli Hornblow
Epitaph:
He called
Bill Smith
A liar
Epitaph:
Blown upward
out of sight
He sought the leak
by candlelight
Epitaph:
Here lies an honest lawyer.
That is strange.
Epitaph:
Here lies my wife in earthy mould
who when she lived did naught but scold
Good friends go softly in your walking
lest she should wake and rise up talking
Epitaph:
Here lies the body of Arnaksaw Jim
We made the mistake
but the joke's on him
Epitaph:
This empty urn is sacred to the memory of John Revere
who died abroad in Finistere
If he had lived he would have been buried here
Epitaph:
To all my friends I bid adieu
A more sudden death you never knew
As I was leading the mare to drink
She kicked and killed me quicker'n a wink
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